Affected components
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Monitoring
We have caught the monkey. Lured it in with a banana. The Haribo kind. It seemed to prefer those.
Thu, Jan 8, 2026, 02:10 PM
Identified
We know what's wrong. We forgot to remove the monkey from the server room. All we need to do now is catch it.
Thu, Jan 8, 2026, 01:25 PM(44 minutes earlier)
Investigating
test
Tue, Dec 16, 2025, 12:18 PM(3 weeks earlier)